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 61 - Needs Ironing
 
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same hotel in the same room where they spent their wedding night. In honor of the occasion, she bought a $400.00 silk see-through negligee. After taking off her clothes in the ba ...
 
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 62 - Almost Love
 
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon. When they get back, his friend says to him, So, tell me, how was it? Oh, ...
 
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 63 - Saving Up
 
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of 18. The morning after the wedding night, the girl comes down with a pained expression on her face. What's the matter, dear? asks the woman at the front desk. Well, sniffed the girl, He told me he'd been savin ...
 
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 64 - Three Times?
 
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got into bed the night after the wedding, he held up three fingers. Oh honey, said the young nymph, Does that mean we're going to do it three times? No, said the old man, it means you can take ...
 
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 65 - Never Forget
 
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget: Never pass up the opportunity to take a leak. Never trust a fart. Never take a hard-on for granted. ...
 
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 66 - Grandma's strudel
 
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and his older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life. The old man in is a terminal coma, and the doctors have conf ...
 
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 67 - Rotten Cherry
 
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her crotch area. She goes to the doctor who checks her out and tells her she has crabs. She explained that she couldn't have crabs because she was a virgin, but the doctor didn't believe her, so ...
 
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 68 - Social Security
 
A man came home from the Social Security Office. 'Honey,' he said to his wife, 'I finally convinced them that I'm old enough to collect Social Security.' 'How?' his wife asked. 'Since the department of records in the small town you were born in was flo ...
 
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 69 - Suppository In Her Ear
 
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of draining and a feeling of fullness in her ear. After the examination, the doctor initiated a conversation that went as follows: D: Why madam, I think you have a suppository in your ear. L: ?e ...
 
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 70 - Adjustable Face Lift
 
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face lift. With her pocketbook as large as her ego, she went to several plastic surgeons before choosing the best money could buy. The doctor assured her that he could make her look ...
 
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