51 - Leave a Specimen
 
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to have kids. So after trying for a while with no success, he went to see the urologist, pretty discouraged. The urologist said not to get discouraged and that they could r ...
 
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 52 - Let Me See
 
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of 30. He is persuaded to have a medical exam first. Everyone tells me I need a checkup to see if I'm sexually fit, he says to the doctor. Okay, says the medic, let me see your sex organs. ...
 
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 53 - Low Sex Drive
 
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, I need my sex drive lowered. The doctor, incredulous, says, What?? You want your sex drive _lowered_?? To which the old man replies, It's all in my head; I need it LOWERED! ...
 
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 54 - How Deaf?
 
A man is talking to the family doctor. Doc, I think my wife's going deaf. The doctor answers, Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, move a little clo ...
 
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 55 - Sleep Better
 
An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, I'd like to have some birth control pills. Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 75 years old. ...
 
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 56 - Condoms for My Camels
 
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by stuffing the pack into a condom. She stopped into the pharmacy to pick some up. The pharmacist said, What brand of condoms to you prefer ma'am. She said, I'm not sure, the ...
 
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 57 - Getting Old
 
Dear Maevis, I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my life since then. I have become quite a frivolous old gal. I am seeing five gentlemen every day. Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go to see J ...
 
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 58 - Sexercises
 
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went to a sex therapist and was advised to try sexercises. He gave the wife a list of them to do each day. Later that night as the couple were getting ready for bed, the husband went ...
 
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 59 - Wrinke Removal
 
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new surgical procedure done where they stretch the skin and pull all the wrinkles up onto the top of the scalp making you appear years younger. On his way out of the hospital, he met an old friend ...
 
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 60 - Spicy 50th Honeymoon
 
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive to the Poconos and find the same romantic lodge is still there. A vibrant young couple, clearly very much in love, is checking in when they arrive. The husband sa ...
 
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