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 41 - You're not a kid anymore when...
 
You know you're not a kid anymore when... You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead. You can live without sex, but not without glasses. Your back goes out more than you do. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the ro ...
 
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 42 - Happy Anniversary
 
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered that it was their 50th Anniversary. Guess what, darling, he said, Fifty years ago today you and I were wed. And we ate our first honeymoon breakfast at this very table, she s ...
 
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 43 - Auto Light
 
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He asks, And how are you doing today, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson replies, I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it's the strangest thing. Every night when I get up to pee, the bathroom ligh ...
 
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 44 - Genie and the Beer
 
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes floating by in the current. One codger scoops it up, sees a cork in the top, and yanks it out. A genie pops out in a puff of smoke and says, You get one wish between the two of you--m ...
 
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 45 - Get Me Out!
 
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put into an old-folks home because the son could not provide the round-the-clock care the old man required. Don't leave me here to die alone here! the old man said, when the day finally came ...
 
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 46 - Easy Specimens
 
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood, and semen samples. The old man can't believe it. He takes all his little sample jars and goes home. At home, he tells his wife that the doctor wants stool, urine, blood, and semen ...
 
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 47 - No Pantyhose
 
There's this old man in a nursing home and he's hornier than hell. So he sees this cute nurse and says, How about a quickie for twenty bucks? She agrees and gets on top of him. They go at it for about ten minutes. After the act, the old man says, You k ...
 
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 48 - Food Order
 
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large pond. Across the other side of the pond are vendors sell all types of food stuff. The wife turns to hubby and say, I could really go for an ice cream cone. Hubby replies, Well, I'll go g ...
 
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 49 - The Name is Rose
 
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign up for a memory course. The course is wonderful; they come home and tell all their relatives, friends, and neighbors about it. Some months later, a neighbor approaches the m ...
 
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 50 - Get A Boarder
 
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The doctor asked why he needed the checkup. The man was getting married next month to a girl 60 years his junior. The doctor tried to talk him out of the marriage, and it didn't w ...
 
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