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 31 - Old Timers Disease
 
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich. Th ...
 
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 32 - Boy & Grandpa
 
A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You Make A Sound Like A Frog? The Grandpa says, I Don't Know, Why? The Little Boy Says, Because Grandma Says As Soon As You Croak, We Can Go To Disneyland! ...
 
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 33 - Two Elderly Ladies
 
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other's health one asked how the other's husband was doing. Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinn ...
 
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 34 - Having a baby at 80
 
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. I've never been better! he replies. I've got an 18-year-old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that? The doctor considers this for a m ...
 
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 35 - Boxers or Briefs?
 
One day some guys were doing a survey between boxers or briefs. They went to a 25 year old man and said boxers or briefs? He said briefs. They went to a 40 year old man and said boxers or briefs? He said boxers. Then they went up to a 80 year o ...
 
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 36 - Two Little Old Ladies
 
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke. Her friend saw this ...
 
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 37 - Sunbathing
 
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror one day. The picture was perfectly toned and buffed except for the lack of a tan. So, he flew to California for the weekend to get a tan. Back in his luxurious New ...
 
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 38 - In the graveyard!
 
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one day the old woman died. The entire family showed up to the funeral. Every day after the funeral the old man would show up at the grave with his dog and spend a few minutes out there. ...
 
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 39 - The Old Drunk
 
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of 3rd & Lambourne. Seems that the old cronies got together every friday & saturday, played cards, drank beer, told lies and jokes until 2am Saturday morning, when the pub had to clos ...
 
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 40 - The Honeymoon
 
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary. The old woman said, We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon. Uh huh, said the old man. We will do all the things that we did on ...
 
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