21 - Job well done!
 
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman comes out of the bathroom completely naked and looks at her husband who is already in bed. She says, Honey, 50 years ago tonight, when I came out of the bathroom with no clo ...
 
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 22 - Viagra
 
Q: Why do they give Viagra to elderly men in old people's homes? A: To stop them from rolling out of bed. ...
 
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 23 - The Witch
 
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told the woman at the door that they wanted the two most beautiful whores. The woman was like, they're old, what are they gonna know. So she sticks them in the two darkest rooms with blow-up dol ...
 
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 24 - Before Viagra
 
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds his grandpa sitting on the Porch without any pants on! So he goes up to his grandpa and says Grandpa, do you realize that you're not wearing any pants? His grandpa replies Yes Jimm ...
 
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 25 - Grandpa gets exited!
 
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of his pants screaming : My penis just died, my penis just died! The nurses calm him down,and he goes back to his room. The next day, grandpa is running around again with his p ...
 
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 26 - Be nice to your kids
 
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. ...
 
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 27 - Joggers
 
A nude jogger was running past two old women. One had a stroke, the other missed! ...
 
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 28 - The Old Lady & the Cashier
 
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she told the check out girl, Nothing but the best for my little kitten. The girl at the cash register said, I'm s ...
 
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 29 - The Facelift
 
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the result. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, I hope you don't mind me asking, but ...
 
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 30 - Great truths about life.
 
Great truths about life: 1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree. 2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ...
 
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