1 - Preparing for skiing
 
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a small, wide rubber band around the top half of your head before you go to bed each night. If you wear glasses, begin wearing them with glue smeared on the lenses. Throw away a hundre ...
 
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 2 - Desert island encounter
 
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, It's not a ship. The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, It's not a boat. The speck gets even closer and he thinks, ...
 
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 3 - God and Moses went golfing.
 
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came up to the 5th hole. It was a dogleg to the left, with a lake to the right. Moses got up and hit a long shot with a little hook. Right in the middle of the fairway. Then God got ...
 
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 4 - Packers
 
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game? There was too much Moss in it! ...
 
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 5 - Shingle Material
 
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house? Three, if you slice them really thin. ...
 
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 6 - Bullfighters
 
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? Quattro sinko. ...
 
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 7 - Girls and Hockey
 
Why can't girls play hockey? Because they have to change their pads every period! ...
 
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 8 - Blind Golf?
 
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at the third tee (par 3, 185 yards, slight dog leg to left, water hazard on the right) while a particularly slow group of golfers were flailin away ahead of them. Engineer: What's with the ...
 
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 9 - Super Bowl Tragedy
 
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the stadium he realized the seat was in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field! About halfway throu ...
 
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 10 - Golf Genie
 
Golf Genie A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to ...
 
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