1 - Odd One Out
 
Q: Which is the odd one out - a refrigerator, a washing machine, a TV or a woman? A: The TV because all the others leak when they're fucked! ...
 
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 2 - In an elevator!
 
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown. The sma ...
 
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 3 - Two Whores
 
Two whores were talking shop... Why is it, asked Sharon, that I get as many customers as you, and yet you seem to make a lot more money than me? Well, I'll let you in on a little trick, said Tracy. What I do is, before I go out, I take a rubber band ...
 
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 4 - To My Dear Spouse...
 
O MY DEAR WIFE, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too ti ...
 
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 5 - What do you call a...
 
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos? The Scenic Root. ...
 
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 6 - Little Red Riding Hood
 
Once upon a time Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest to her grandmother's house. She was carrying a basket full of wonderful goodies for her and her grandmother to eat... she also had a big gun to protect herself in the woods. One day ...
 
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 7 - What's the difference?
 
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well, one shucks between fits. What's the difference between a nun and a fat lady? One's tryin to diet, and the other's dyin to try it... ...
 
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 8 - Hollow
 
Why can't a ghost have sex?? Because he has a hollow weenie! ...
 
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 9 - Top10 reasons trick-or-treating is better than sex!
 
THE Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex: 10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't ha ...
 
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 10 - Making Cakes
 
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl asks her mother what they're are doing. After a moments hesitation, the mother replies They're making cakes. The next day the little gi ...
 
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