11 - The Lady with no legs or arms.
 
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed a young lady laying in the sand, she had no arms and no legs and was crying. He goes over and asked what was wrong. She said, I am 21 years old, I have no legs and no arms ...
 
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 12 - What Do You Get When...
 
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute? A: A little fucker about so tall. ...
 
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 13 - Magic Cure for Impotence
 
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during the past 5 years he has been unable to obtain an erection. He feels just horrible because he is unable to have sex with his wife. He fears his wife may leave him for another man. Out of de ...
 
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 14 - Patenting A Peach...
 
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent officer says- you can't patent a peach, the peach has already been patented! And the farmer says, Oh no. Not THIS kind of peach. Go ahead, try it! So the patent officer takes a bite, ...
 
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 15 - The Colonel and the Camel
 
It's Colonel Smith's first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the company clerk is showing him around the camp. They tour the entire base and the clerk shows him around and points out every building of interest. At the end of the tour, the Colonel say ...
 
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 16 - Bubbles
 
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In the court room one guy comes in, the judge says, who are you and what are you charged with?? I'm duck and i got charged for blowing bubbles in the park. 2nd one comes in, wh ...
 
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 17 - Dirty old man
 
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and her bags packed. He said What are you doing? She said I'm leaving you because I heard you were a pedofile. And the guy responded Pedofile! That's a pretty big word coming from a tw ...
 
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 18 - What a health plan!
 
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she was being given the guided tour by a senior consultant, they passed a room where a man was masturbating wildly through the window. Of course the Queen was not at all amused and demanded a ...
 
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 19 - Raggedy Anne
 
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen? A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's face saying, Lie to me, lie to me! ...
 
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 20 - Driving in the Fog and...
 
Q: What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When you're eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you! ...
 
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