61 - Really, really rude!
 
What's the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home? Sucks down a cold one! ...
 
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 62 - A Peg-legged Halloween!
 
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a hallowe'en party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a not ...
 
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 63 - The Perfect Gift!
 
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his wife. The storekeeper said he knew exactly what would please her and took a little bird out of its cage. This is Chet, he said, and Chet can sing Christmas carols and songs. Seeing the ...
 
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 64 - Bear Hunting
 
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went to the local sporting goods stored and asked the shopkepper. I need a really nice gun to hunt deer with The shopkeeper gave him a gun and said, This gun is perfect for any deer Tak ...
 
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 65 - Drugdealers
 
Two Guys are getting charged with drug dealing. In court the Judge tells both of em, I will give you two the weekend to go out there and convince as much people as you can to quit drugs forever. The Two Men go Ok They come back on Monday and the first dru ...
 
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 66 - Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
 
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom. Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's rest room? A: Say, Nice dick. Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection? A: An itchy, twitc ...
 
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 67 - lady in lift
 
A man is waiting for the lift in his office building.When the doors open the most beatiful woman he has ever seen in his life is in the lift.He walks into the lift and cannot take his eyes of off the woman.He is still looking at her when they get to the s ...
 
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 68 - Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only)
 
Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she'll swallow. Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A: They don't want to wear out the camel. Q: What's the difference between a Cathol ...
 
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 69 - Put-Downs Galore!
 
Some good put-downs...ya' never know when you'll need one! I refuse to enter a battle of the wits with you --it's against my morals to attack an unarmed person. Are your parents cousins? Your teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter. ...
 
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 70 - The two condoms...
 
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar. One looks at the other and says... You wanna go in and get shit faced? ...
 
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