31 - The Vet Delivers
 
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He wanted to go on a fishing trip so he called the vet and asked him to look after things while he was gone. The vet asked, Is anything happening? The doctor replied, Mrs. Jones i ...
 
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 32 - Bouncing Baby
 
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse was congratulating her when the doctor came in bouncing the baby from hand to hand like a basketball. Here's your baby, maam says the doctor. The doctor then throws the baby on the ...
 
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 33 - The Bowl of Chili
 
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn't stopped for lunch or anything and he was getting REAL hungry. He sees this diner and pulls in, walks up to the counter and sits down by this old biker who was staring at a steaming ...
 
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 34 - Good/Bad Car Accident
 
Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says, Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating a ...
 
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 35 - when you die you ask him..read it its worth it
 
this one kid was learning about whales in class. the teacher says whales cant actualy open their mouth that wide, so they cant even swallow a human. Then a kid says But joana got swallowed by a whale. Then the teacher says well that didnt really happen. t ...
 
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 36 - Helen Keller
 
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? ...Neither did she. ...
 
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 37 - prostitute corner
 
2 prostitutes walk on to the corner of the street one says i have a good feeling about tonight i can already smell cock in the air the other one says sorry i just burped ...
 
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 38 - prostitute corner
 
2 prostitutes walk on to the corner of the street one says i have a good feeling about tonight i can already smell cock in the air the other one says sorry i just burped ...
 
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 39 - Nose Picking Glossary
 
THE KIDDIE PICK...When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit! CAMOUFLAGED KIDDIE PICK...When, in the presence of other people, you wr ...
 
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 40 - Brotherly Love
 
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their high school graduation. It was getting near prom night and neither of them had a date for it. So one day, the girl approaches her brother and says Hey, you got a date for t ...
 
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