21 - Oh Baby!
 
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. I'm afraid I don't have a husband she replies. O.K. do you have a boyfriend? asks the Midwife. No, no boyfriend ei ...
 
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 22 - Bad Catholic Joke
 
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer, a Catholic Priest and a Social Worker. They notice that there are only three seats left on the last lifeboat and there are three children standing nearby. Social worker - We sho ...
 
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 23 - Horny Nurses!
 
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there's a dead man's body lying there, with an erection. The first nurse sees it, and says I'm gagging for it, gets atop the man and has her way with it. The second nurse says Aye, so am I, shame to let it go to wast ...
 
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 24 - What is Green, Slimy...
 
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork? Kermit's Dick ...
 
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 25 - Shooting Blanks
 
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and screaming. They don't know I'm just using blanks. ...
 
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 26 - The camping trip.
 
Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had enough of each other, so Ron had an idea for the two to wake up early the next day and hike in opposite directions for the day and meet at the campground for dinner. James agreed. ...
 
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 27 - Can't do it
 
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a large bowl with shit and proceed to slurp it noisily, to the amazement of his audience. One night he had just begun the wow finish of his act when he stopped in his tracks. Go ahead, ...
 
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 28 - Apples for sale...
 
A guy's driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying Apples - $ 5.00 each. He thinks that that is a lot of money so he decides to go see what's up. He goes up to the farmer and says, Hey, how come these apples are 5 bucks each? The far ...
 
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 29 - Penis holding
 
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an elderly man looking down on her. She smiled and asked him what he wanted. To get straight to the point, I know we are old and can no longer pleasure in sexual activity, but I was wondering if y ...
 
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 30 - Thermometers
 
What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste! ...
 
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