1 - Jesus meets Joseph
 
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and Jesus is standing in for him. Whilst 'booking-in' the new arrivals Jesus notices an old man in the queue who seems familiar. When this man gets to the front of the queue Jesus asks him hi ...
 
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 2 - Troubles getting into heaven
 
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter said Sorry, only Christians are allowed in Heaven. The Muslims said But we are good Christians! St. Peter replied Okay, if you're good Christians then tell me what is E ...
 
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 3 - Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
 
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he finds himself being sized up by St. Peter. Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helpe ...
 
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 4 - The new priest gets drunk!
 
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I ...
 
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 5 - A new Priest.
 
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. ...
 
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 6 - The Boy Who Wrote To God
 
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god: How Long is 1 million years to you? God replies 1 second. The Boy asked God: How much is 1 million dallors to you? God replies 1 penny. Then the boy asked god if he could have a penny. Go ...
 
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 7 - Bragging Mothers
 
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church. They always liked to compete with their sons. First mother: My son is a priest. Whenever people see him they say, Oh my priest! Second mother: Oh yeah, my son is a bishop. Whenever they see him they ...
 
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 8 - Last supper - last words.
 
What were Jesus' last words at the last supper? Ok, all you guys who want to be in the picture, get on THIS side of the table ...
 
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 9 - The Garden of Eden
 
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, Lord, I have a problem! What's the problem, Eve? Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm jus ...
 
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 10 - Mr. Johnson
 
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana. He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer (JenJohnson@AOL.com). Unfortunately, he forgot his wife's exact email address and the e-mail ended up going ...
 
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