61 - God Does Have A Sense of Humor
 
A man was praying to God. He said, God!? God responded, Yes? And the guy said, Can I ask a question? Go right ahead, God said. God, what is a million years to you? God said, A million years to me is only a second. Hmmm, the man wondered. Then he asked, ...
 
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 62 - Three Hymns
 
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After ...
 
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 63 - Abstinence
 
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor says, We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks. All the couples agreed an ...
 
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 64 - Dead dog
 
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which he loved and doted on. After many long years of companionship, the dog finally died so Muldoon went to the parish priest: Father, my dear old dog is dead. Could you be saying a ...
 
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 65 - Mercy Hospital
 
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Nun, who was waiting by his bed. Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine, ...
 
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 66 - Coffee Klatch
 
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells her friends My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father. The second Catholic woman chirps, My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people c ...
 
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 67 - A Miracle
 
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor sa ...
 
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 68 - Come In
 
A Jehovah's Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a faint,high pitched, Come In. He tried the door and it was locked, so he went around to the back door. He knocked again and heard again the high pitched Come In. As he entered the kitc ...
 
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 69 - Darn Candle!
 
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been childless for six years, try as they might to have a baby. The Pope promised to light a candle for them at the Vatican. A decade later, the Pope returned and dropped in on the couple again ...
 
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 70 - He Left A Little Space
 
When God made man, he made him out of string. He had a little left, so he left a little thing. When God made woman, he made her out of lace. He didn't have enough, so he left a little space. ...
 
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