41 - Crazy Nun
 
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the highway. The cop pulled her over because she was so slow and asked her why she didn't go any faster. She pointed at the sign that said highway 35 on it and said that was the speed limit. The ...
 
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 42 - Why God Doesn't Have a PhD
 
Why God Doesn't Have a PhD: 1. He has only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn't published in a referred journal. 5. Some even doubt he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but ...
 
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 43 - Father
 
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer pulled them over and went up to the vehicle. He then noticed it was the local preacher, Father McBrian. The officer then asked him why he was swerving all over the road. He said he wasn ...
 
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 44 - Liberal Episcopalians
 
Q: Hey... Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that just opened up? A: They are so liberal that they have 6 commandments and 4 suggestions. ...
 
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 45 - Jesus vs Satan
 
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer programmer. Finally, they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin programming. Typing furiously for several hours, they ...
 
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 46 - Pope
 
There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a man who led with gentleness, faith and wisdom. His passing was grieved by the entire world, Catholic or not. As the Pope approached the gates of heaven, it was Saint Peter who greeted hi ...
 
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 47 - Nuns
 
The head nun at the convent says, I found a pair of men's underwear under my desk! Twenty nuns gasp, but one nun goes Heh, heh, heh... She says, And I found a used condom on my desk! Twenty nuns gasp, but one nun goes Heh, heh, heh... She says ...
 
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 48 - A New Priest
 
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes confession. The older priest tells the new man, for things like stealing, give 5 hail mary's, and for sleeping with the neighbours, 10 hail mary's. So the new priest is taking confess ...
 
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 49 - Painting in the nude.
 
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the r ...
 
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 50 - Ring Those Bells
 
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up to the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several applicants de ...
 
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