31 - Three Dead Guys
 
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, and he says, Well, there's not that much room left in heaven, so you have to tell me an interesting way that you died, and if it's interesting enough, I'll let you in. So ...
 
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 32 - Enlightenment Quiz
 
Enlightenment Quiz 1. Yin and ......... A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang 2. A Zen koan is ........> A) A Jewish Buddhist B) All of the above C) None of the above D) None of the above 3. Just before total God-realization I would see.......> ...
 
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 33 - Extreme Golfing
 
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man. They've been pretty evenly matched until they arrive at the 11 hole to find a huge water trap. Moses tees up, and smacks that ball right out into the middle of the trap. Without a second thou ...
 
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 34 - The Pastor's Last Stand
 
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a sign in the window: Christian Horse for Sale. Being that the Pastor owned a large ranch, he was immediately interested, and went into the shop. The owner took the Pastor out to the back, wh ...
 
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 35 - 80 year old man
 
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. ...
 
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 36 - The Beggers
 
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday morning. They are both dressed in rags, each is holding a top hat, the one has a large cross around his neck and the other a large Star of David. After church, the congregants file out, ...
 
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 37 - A big accident
 
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in which there is a victim. The man who has been injured request for a priest. The police officer on the scene turns around and ask if there is a priest in the crowd. Nobody answers. The man stil ...
 
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 38 - Priests undies
 
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower? He didn't want to look down on the unemployed ...
 
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 39 - Children's letters to God
 
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -Norma Dear GOD, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now? -Jane Dear GOD, Who draws the lines around the ...
 
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 40 - The Confessional
 
Tommy O'Connor went to confession and said, Forgive me Father for I have sinned..... What have you done Tommy O'Connor said the Priest. I had sex with a girl Who was it Tommy? I cannot tell you Father, please forgive me for my sin. Was it Mary Ma ...
 
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