21 - Holy water
 
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it! ...
 
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 22 - Heavenly Help
 
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just so happened that a devoutley religioius woman lived in this town when the flood hit, and she sat down to wait for God to save her. When the first rescue boat came in the worker ca ...
 
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 23 - True announcements during Sunday service
 
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at the Salvation Army Hall next Tuesday at 3.00 P.M. Remember that we prefer if you would use the back entrance. ...
 
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 24 - Adam was lonely.
 
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard a loud voice ask him, What is wrong with you? Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to, and he was feeling very lonely. Then the loud voice said he was going to give him ...
 
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 25 - Two Scottish nuns go to America
 
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs. Odd, her companion replied, but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do. Nodd ...
 
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 26 - Heaven Help Us
 
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates, St. Peter asks them each one question: How many times have you cheated on your wife? The first one answers Never! St. Peter checks the books, discovers the man is correct and gives him ...
 
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 27 - The new nun
 
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he tells her that her secret is safe in the sanctity of the confessional. She says, Father, I never wear panties under my habit. The priest chuckles an ...
 
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 28 - Good question!
 
If Atheists don't belive in God... ...can they get insured for an act of god? ...
 
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 29 - Noah's Ark...If it happened in 2000
 
Noah's Ark...If it happened in 2000 And the Lord spoke to Noah and said In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed. But I want to save a few good people, and two of every ...
 
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 30 - confusious
 
confusious he say ,man who go bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger ...
 
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