11 - HoHoHo
 
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa! ...
 
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 12 - Sex Before Mass
 
The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all newly married couples, they were in a constant state of arousal. Well they didn't want to do anything wrong so they approached their Parish Priest for advice. Father, ...
 
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 13 - The devil's wife!
 
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a sudden the devil appeared. He was menacing and threatening and the entire congregation started to flee the church except for one old man. When the church was empty the devil went up to the m ...
 
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 14 - Heaven or Hell?
 
There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, one is Polish, and one is Italian. They are driving together one day when they get into a car accident. They all die and float up towards the gates of Heaven. When they get there, an ...
 
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 15 - A trip to Pittsburg.
 
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburg. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass. Well endowed, gorgeous, amazing. The priests were all in embarrassing new territory, so they drew straws to det ...
 
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 16 - The Pearly Gates
 
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who`s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy, Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the K ...
 
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 17 - God and Adam
 
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, Adam, come over here and sit down!. And Adam did so. Adam, spoke the Creator, I see your countenance is fallen and you seem to feel rotten and lonely. Adam said nothing in response. So, co ...
 
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 18 - Forrest Gump goes to heaven...
 
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven... The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. The gates are closed, however, and Forest approaches the gatekeeper. Saint Peter says, Well, Forest, it ...
 
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 19 - Why David Killed Goliath
 
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to get a-head! ...
 
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 20 - You know you're in the wrong church when...
 
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A BAD CHURCH 10. The church bus has gun racks. 9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor. 8. The Bible they use is the Dr. Seuss Version. 7. There's an ATM in the lobby. 6. Ch ...
 
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