1 - Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
 
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date. 10. Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore. 9. Show me how you used to spank her. 8. Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter. 7. Do you think she would p ...
 
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 2 - The couple and the shoe salesman.
 
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a shopping trip. She was quite agitated, and proceeded to tell her husband about a certain shoe salesman who had been rude. It seems she was sitting down while he helped he ...
 
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 3 - Halloween party
 
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were getting ready to go out, the wife said she had developed a migraine headache and had to stay home. She told her husband to go to the party without her. Don't let me spoil a good t ...
 
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 4 - Crotchless panties
 
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went out and bought some very sexy lingerie, complete with crotchless panties. She posed herself in bed and awaited his arrival. When he came into the bedroom, she threw the sheet ...
 
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 5 - Upset golfers
 
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting frustrated, though, because the two women who were playing right in front of them were quite slow, and were holding up the men's game. Don't they know they're supposed to le ...
 
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 6 - Three women nicknaming their husbands.
 
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch as the sultry summer's day comes to a slow end. The horizon is awash with the sun's setting hues. A few pesky no-see-ums fly about. The first lady speaks up in her slow, ...
 
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 7 - 19 putdowns and rejections!
 
1 Man: Haven't we met before? Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic. 2 Man: So, wanna go back to my place? Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock? 3 Man: I'd really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. ...
 
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 8 - In a perfect world...
 
*25 Things a Wife would say in a perfect world!* 1) I'll swallow it all...I love the taste! 2) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3) I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! 4) Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies? 5) That was a great fart ...
 
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 9 - Truth Be Told
 
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite ...
 
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 10 - Let me say grace!
 
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. Well, he said, I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because ...
 
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