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 81 - Wedding Toast 3
 
Don't go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get a Weak End (Weekend). Don't keep him in the dog house too often or he might give his bone to the woman next door. Don't Spring on the Inner-Spring this Spring or there will be an Off ...
 
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 82 - Wedding Toasts 4
 
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. I want ...
 
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 83 - Wedding Toasts 5
 
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like buying a house just because you like the way it's painted. My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, and so made sure that she would stay, in better spirits ...
 
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 84 - Wedding Toasts 6
 
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, I've found a woman just like mother! His father replied, So what do you want from me, sympathy? The high divorce rates in America indicate that the U.S. is still the Land of the Free, but you ...
 
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 85 - Wedding Definitions
 
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 2) A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free. 3) A man who every morning comes to work from a different direction. 4) A man who never makes the same mistake once. 5) A nice gu ...
 
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 86 - Murphys Law on Love and Sex
 
Don't worry. I've had a vasectomy/hysterectomy. I won't come in your mouth, I promise. I'm not really married. It's only a cold sore. Looks aren't important to me. I like you for your personality. Size isn't important. This won't hurt, I promise. We don't ...
 
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 87 - Why Mothers Cry
 
If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings! ...
 
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 88 - Married at a Nudist Colony
 
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony? They wanted everyone to be sure who the best man was! ...
 
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 89 - The dilapidated wife!
 
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing resort on the edge of a beautiful lake. They arrived very early in the morning after a long drive and the man immediately went out fishing alone in a rowboat. He returned just ...
 
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 90 - Convent Girl
 
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a respectable convent girl, untarnished with the sins of contemporary society. After the wedding service, the bridal couple had to drive through the more unsavory areas of the city on the ...
 
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