61 - Fairy tales
 
Son:Mom, do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time' and 'long ago'? Mom:No dear, sometimes they begin with 'honey, I was delayed at the office...' ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 38 fois
 62 - Husband's Excuse
 
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. I assume, she snarled, that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?! There is, he replied. Br ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 39 fois
 63 - Lovely gift
 
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike just the right note: romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied b ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 42 fois
 64 - Baked Beans
 
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her. Then one day she met a guy and fell in love. When it becam ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 30 fois
 65 - 2 men and a woman...
 
What happens when you have : 2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek man and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman 2 Japanese men and 1 J ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 36 fois
 66 - Bad News...
 
A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his best friend the job of keeping an eye on his wife. If anything out of the ordinary should occur, he was to be notified immediately. After about a week of no news the business man recei ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 50 fois
 67 - Like and Love
 
What is the difference between 'like' and 'love'? Answer: spit and swallow! ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 38 fois
 68 - Tampons
 
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife's request to buy her some tampons. About an hour later he comes home with a bag of cotton balls. Staring at him in disbelief she asks, What the HELL...?!?! I asked for TAMPONS, not friggin COTTONBALLS!! He says, ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 34 fois
 69 - Encyclopedias for sale
 
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or the best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows fucking everything! ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 31 fois
 70 - Wife and Mistress
 
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. The lawyer says, For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems. The doctor says, ...
 
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008 Ajouter par : RickY RocK Vue : 38 fois