41 - I lost my wife!
 
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible! ...
 
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 42 - I'm listening, dear.
 
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. ...
 
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 43 - You were there for me!
 
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact was on his head which caused him to be comatose for two days before he finally regained consciousness. When he opened his eyes, his wife was there beside him. He held her hands and s ...
 
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 44 - Top 10 rejection lines
 
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...) 10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in Deliverance.) 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.) ...
 
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 45 - Pinoccio
 
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio's nose? Tell a lie. ...
 
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 46 - Yard Work Sign Language
 
Yard Work Sign Language A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. Her husband is looking for a rake and can't find it. He yells up to his wife, 'Where's the rake?' She replies by nodding her arms like she can't hear. So he p ...
 
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 47 - The Physical
 
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, You look ridiculous; what on earth are you doing? She says, I just got the results ...
 
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 48 - Spicy Panties
 
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up. After work, she went shopping and picked up a pair of crotchless panties. She went home and donned the new garment, and selected a short skirt to go with it. She greeted her husband when he ...
 
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 49 - Losing my wife's love.
 
I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love, the husband told the counselor. Has she started to neglect you? Not at all, the dejected man replied. She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are always ironed, she's a great coo ...
 
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 50 - Point Of View
 
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. 2. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. 3. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was damned near impossible. 4. A man co ...
 
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