451 - FUNNY PENIS
 
FUNNY PENIS SAYS TO HIS TWO BALLSi will take you to a party tonite.Two balls repliedyou bloody fucking liar you always get inside and leave us out ...
 
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 452 - Its Over
 
Things Never To Say On A Fisrt Date: 1 You Me Handcuffs Any questions? 2 So, how many times do i have to buy u dinner be4 i get laid 3 Jenny Id like u to meet my wife 4 Thats A really expensive meal i better get some ass tonight 5 I dont think this ...
 
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 453 - Engagement
 
A man walks into a jewelry store on a friday with a sexy blond on tow. We would like to have a look at your ring collection the man says to the jeweler. The jeweler shows him a couple of rings in the R10k range.... No the man replies, i`m looking for s ...
 
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 454 - Rudolph
 
What do you tell a girl that has two black eyes? Nothing you already told her twice ...
 
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 455 - Boyfriend
 
What do you do if your boyfriend is staggering around the backyard? Shoot him again ...
 
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 456 - no namer
 
life without u is like a broken pencil...... pointless ...
 
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 457 - happily ever after
 
once upon a time there was a woman who asked a man to marry her, he said no! So she lived happily ever after. She went dancing, and shopping, always had a clean house, never had to cook, and farted whenever she wanted!!!! ...
 
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 458 - allibi --------------bmgthegamer
 
husbund: Judge, jury people in the courtroom before i got married my wife was loving caring and hung onto my every word. But once we got married my wife became a raging alcholic she drove off all my friends constantly made fun of wait problem and became v ...
 
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 459 - The divorce genie
 
This guy is walking down the beach . He spots an old brass lantern in the sand . He picks it up . And starts knocking the sand off . And this genie pops out of the lantern . And declares . I am the divorce genie . The guy amazed but dumbfoundwed say ...
 
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 460 - brunettes get back
 
(q)what do you ask when you see a hot guy with a blonde (q) whos brunette boyfriend did you steal ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 65 fois