401 - Slip of the tongue
 
A guy with a black eye walks into a bar and sits down. He looks over at the guy next to him who also has a black eye and they both laugh. One guy says, I got mine with a slip of the tongue. I went to the train station ticket window to get a ticket and th ...
 
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 402 - life with a man
 
life wit a man is like a pack of cards u need a heart 2 love him a dimond 2 marrry him a club 2 smash his head in and a spade 2 berry him!!!!!!!!! ...
 
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 403 - wondering eye
 
A Man with a wondering eye told his girlfriend that they need to see other people. She asked why? He said, because we dont see eye to eye. ...
 
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 404 - A Day At The Races
 
A man is sitting at his kitchen table reading a newspaper. His wife walks in with a frying pan and hits him with it. The man asked what was that for? The Woman replies I was washing your pants last night and I found a piece of paper that says Mar Lou. ...
 
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 405 - Black Eyes
 
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you already told her twice. ...
 
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 406 - marry hutch girl
 
Dont marry AIRTEL girl, she will magic on you. Dont marry BSNL girl, she has contact all indians. Dont marry IDEA girl, she touches tommorrow. Dont marry RELIANCE girl, she will make you in her mutthi. MARRY HUTCH girl she follow where ever you go. ...
 
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 407 - the boat stores
 
A girl and a boy wer eon a boat in the middle fo no were. The girl told the boy Well I have never been huged befor so, the boy huged her. Then she said Well I have never been kissed befor so the boy kissed her. Then the girl said Well I have never been sc ...
 
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 408 - pleasure
 
what goes in dry and comes out wet and makes two people happy? a teabag ...
 
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 409 - the best way 2 say i luv u
 
The best way to say I LOVE YOU! *I love you so much, id go to hell for you, id even bitch slap satan for you too* ...
 
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 410 - What do you call
 
what do you call a fat man geting a hot girl? the day pigs fly. ...
 
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