11 - My wife...
 
My wife's gone to the West Indies. J'ya make'er? No, Barbados. ...
 
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 12 - Arguments
 
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the last word. Anything a man says afterwards is the beginning of a new argument. A man marries a woman, expecting she will never change, and she does. A woman marries a man expecting he ...
 
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 13 - Sandals
 
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, You, foreigners! Come in. Come ...
 
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 14 - Tongue Twisters
 
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye. He says to him, Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if ask how you got yours? ...
 
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 15 - Wrong Answer!
 
A wife asks her husband, Honey, if I died, would you remarry? After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship. If I died and you remarried, the wife asks, would she live in this house? We spent a lot of money getti ...
 
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 16 - Police Officer
 
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on a bike. The officer says, Pull over, and the driver pulls over to the side of the road. He says, I'm sorry, officer, was I speeding? The police officer says, No, mate, but your wife ...
 
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 17 - The Wishing Well
 
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled an ...
 
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 18 - Rules Guys wished Girls knew...
 
Rules that guys wished girls knew.......... 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up, put it down. 3. Don't cut your hair. Ever. 4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not ques ...
 
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 19 - Earn cash in your spare time...
 
Earn cash in your spare time.. blackmail your friends! ...
 
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 20 - Grounds for Divorce
 
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He is taking all of her background information and asks her, Do you have grounds for a divorce? To which she replies, Well, we have three acres. No, ma'am. What I mean is, does he beat you ...
 
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