91 - Wifespeak
 
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You want We need: I want It's your decision: The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want: You'll pay for this later We need to talk: I need to complain Sure...go ...
 
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 92 - Offended
 
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel. As they are getting undressed, the first man says to his wife, What huge buttocks! Much offended, she threw him into the corridor. The second man, also undressing, says to his wif ...
 
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 93 - Kneesles
 
A young couple got married and they've never made love before. On their wedding night, the new bride is quite anxious to get things going, but the man seemed to be having some difficulty. Finally, he starts to undress. When he takes off his pants, she not ...
 
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 94 - Bride and Groom
 
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is not too experienced. So he asks his best man to come along on the honeymoon and give a few pointers. The best man exclaims, Come on man, its your honeymoon, you're supposed to be spending ...
 
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 95 - Wedding Prank
 
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying to decide what prank to pull on a mutual friend. Their friend was getting married soon, and his good buddies just felt compelled to play some prank, as all good bud ...
 
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 96 - Refrigerated Pussy
 
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that she was worried about her husband finding out that she wasn't a virgin. No problem, said the friend. Just go out and buy yourself a nice piece of liver and put it up inside yo ...
 
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 97 - What Is A Penis
 
On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of the hotel while the sun is setting. Honey, she says, now that we're married, will you tell me what a penis is? He almost fell off the chair when he heard her ask. So, being her ...
 
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 98 - Rein Him In
 
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him they just got married that morning. Congratulations! said the clerk looking at the bride. Would you like the bridal then? No thanks, said the woman. I'll just hold him by the ear ...
 
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 99 - First Man?
 
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, Honey, you can tell me. Am I the first man? She looked up and said, Why does everybody ask me that?! ...
 
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 100 - Others Before Me?
 
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up to her hubby and asks, Sweetheart, how many others were there before me? After a few minutes of silence, the wife says, Well, I'm waiting. And the guy takes ...
 
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