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 71 - Your're a redneck if...
 
You're a redneck if... -You have more fingers than you do teeth -You cut your grass and find a car -You consider Denny's a Fancy Resturant -Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors -Your age is higher than your I.Q. -Your favorite pickup line is ...
 
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 72 - Learn to speak Southern...
 
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn the language of our southern brothers and sisters. And we're here to help... Hah Tu Spek Suthun: BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive to borrow. Usage: My brother bard my pick ...
 
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 73 - More Redneck Clues.
 
Even more clues you could be a Redneck... You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter. You've ever been pumping gas and another customer asks you to check his oil. You think the Bud Bowl is real. Your dog goes oink! You thi ...
 
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 74 - The Redneck Capenter...
 
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard. One of the men walked into the office and said, We need some four-by-twos. The clerk asked, You mean two-by-fours, don't you? The man said, I'll go check, and went back to the truck. He returned s ...
 
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 75 - Ride 'em Cowboy!
 
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered around a stall and went over to take a look. What's going on? Ed asked one of the crowd. We're watching to see if some idiot can ride that bronco machine, he said nodding towards a fe ...
 
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 76 - The Plunger
 
You might be a redneck if you go to your neighbors house to borrow there commode plunger because you forgot who you lent yours to. ...
 
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 77 - Tires
 
You might be a redneck if you rotate your lawn more tires before heading out to work. ...
 
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 78 - Gel
 
You might be a redneck if you use your used motor oil for hair gel. ...
 
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 79 - Sugar
 
You might be a redneck if you ask your neighbor for a cup of sugar and then ask to borrow a cup to put it in. ...
 
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 80 - Holy Redneck
 
There was this one Redneck that would drive around all day, hitting Blacks on the side of the road. One day, he was drivin\' along, hittin\' blacks, when he saw a hitch-hiking priest on the side of the road. \Oh Jesus,\ he thought, \if I pick this p ...
 
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