61 - More Redneck One-liners!
 
You just might be a Redneck if: You've ever tried to drown a fish. You can yell to your mom, Hey, Aunt Betty! Your kids fight with the dogs for their dinner. You've ever stood in line to have your picture taken with a freak of nature. More than one liv ...
 
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 62 - you know
 
your a redneck if you got lawn furniture in your living room ...
 
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 63 - redneck
 
you know your a redneck if your baby has more teeth than you ...
 
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 64 - Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
 
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story? The guy says, Buddy, I'm six feet, 210 pounds, an' ma name's Billy Joe. You see the guy on the other side of you? That there's Bubba. He's 225 pounds of so ...
 
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 65 - Redneck Jokes Galore!
 
You might be a redneck if. . . You think harass is two words. You consider fast food hitting a deer at 65 MPH. Every day someone comes to your house mistakingly thinking your having a yard sale. Fifth grade was the best six years of your life. You have ...
 
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 66 - redneck family
 
you mite be a redneck when you call your wife to get you a beer..then 10 min later you tell your sister to get you a beer and the same women brings it to you ...
 
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 67 - Meet Bubba's Family!
 
Hi y'all...muh name id's Bubba and dis is muh fameily: Furst is me... Mom said I got all the good looks and no brains. I love being a babe hound. Girls make spit roll down my chin. I have a stomach problem and fart alot. My Mom has lots of boyfriend ...
 
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 68 - The De-Ranged Cowboy
 
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first visit to a big-city church. When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral, Joe began. You mean the parking lot, interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow. I ...
 
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 69 - Secret Gov't Project Revealed...
 
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determin ...
 
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 70 - Alabama License Application
 
Last name: _________________ First name: (Check appropriate box) [_] billy bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue ...
 
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