51 - Ford
 
What does Ford stand for? Found On Rednecks Driveway! ...
 
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 52 - Roadkill again?
 
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? A: Three. One to eat it and two to watch for cars. ...
 
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 53 - Girlfriend
 
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the ground. ...
 
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 54 - Tips for Moving South...Yee-Haw!
 
Tips for Moving South...Yee-Haw! 1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it. 2. If you forget a Southerner's name, refer to him (or her) as Bubba. You have a 75% chance of being right. 3. Just because you can d ...
 
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 55 - 36 things you'll never hear from a Redneck!
 
36 things you'll never hear from a Redneck... 1. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex 2. Duct tape won't fix that. 3. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 4. We don't keep firearms in this house. 5. You can't feed that to the dog. 6. I thoug ...
 
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 56 - Have you ever seen a Ghost?
 
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: How many people here believe in ghosts? About 90 students raise their hands. Well that's a good start. Out of those of y ...
 
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 57 - You just might be a Redneck if...
 
You Just Might Be A Redneck If... You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. Jack Daniels makes your list of Most Admired People. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. Anyone in your family ever died ri ...
 
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 58 - The dead redneck!
 
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, were sent for. Clem went in first, and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Clem said, Yup, he's ...
 
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 59 - His first church visit!
 
After years of his wife's pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on Sunday morning. He was so moved by the Preacher's sermon that on the way out he stopped to shake his hand. He said, Reverend, that was the best gaw ...
 
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 60 - The Origin of Chapstick
 
The Origin of Chapstick The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the Cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff. ...
 
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