41 - Killed Your Rooster!
 
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car followed by a large cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, and rang the door bell. A farmer ap ...
 
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 42 - Arkansas Vasectomy
 
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy ...
 
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 43 - Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
 
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages You know you're Castle Trash if...... Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvet Your daughter's chastity belt has rusted You can't afford a cod piece................nobody notices You have more sheep dogs than sheep ...
 
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 44 - 'Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
 
Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailer Not a creature was stirrin' 'Cept a redneck named Taylor. His first name was Bubba, Joe was his middle, And a-runnin' down his chin Was a trickle of spittle. His socks, they were hung by the chim ...
 
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 45 - Texan Computer Terms
 
Hard drive -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer. Keyboard ---- Place to hang your truck keys. Window ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns. Floppy ------ When you run out of Polyg ...
 
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 46 - 134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
 
1. You've ever cut your grass and found a car. 2. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't. 3. You think the stock market has a fence around it. 4. Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in-Theater. 5. You've ever lost ...
 
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 47 - Phone For Texas Aggie
 
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over and told him that he had a phone call in the front office. When the Aggie returned, he had a mournful expression on his face and his head hung low. His foreman noticed and asked i ...
 
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 48 - You might be a Redneck JEDI if...
 
You might be a Redneck Jedi if... =========================================== * You ever heard the phrase, May the force be with y'all. * Your Jedi robe is camouflage. * You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. * At ...
 
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 49 - Using the Elevator
 
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from their home in the East Tennesse Smokies. One day the man said to his wife, Honey, you know we're not getting any younger and I sure would like to take a vacation and stay in one of those ...
 
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 50 - HillBilly Memories
 
There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in W.Va. He decided to use the time by getting a good story to submit to his boss. He saw an old man sitting outside a local store and went over to begin the interview. Sir, I am writ ...
 
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