31 - Wide Load
 
You know you're a redneck if your house still has the WIDE LOAD sign on the back. ...
 
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 32 - To the Dump
 
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took. ...
 
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 33 - Match
 
You know you're a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels. ...
 
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 34 - Smokey and the Bandit
 
You know you're a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture. ...
 
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 35 - Wedding Pictures
 
You know you're a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures. ...
 
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 36 - License Plate
 
You know you're a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison. ...
 
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 37 - Texan Heimlich Maneuver
 
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady, sitting a few bar stools down from them, turning blue from the Armadillo burger she ate too fast. The ...
 
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 38 - Country Tunes
 
Country Tunes Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? I Changed Her Oil, She Ch ...
 
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 39 - Redneck Poetry
 
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Southeast ...
 
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 40 - Souped Up Lincoln
 
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental down to New Orleans. Along the way he picks up a redneck. The redneck looks quizzically at the dash board and says, What are those thangs? The driver says, Those are golf tees. The re ...
 
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