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 71 - Current Charges
 
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making a double pun when they send their bill commanding Please Pay Current Charges? ...
 
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 72 - Friends and Enemies
 
Friends and Enemies Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she didn't want to dress properly. Instead of wearing anemones to cover the protruding bits, she would stick long fronds of seaweed in her hair. Obviou ...
 
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 73 - Vatican Screen Saver
 
Net News - The Vatican has no gone on line with its own interactive website. The site is said to offer meany great new features including a downloadable picture of Jesus Christ which will bounce around your screen after a preset length of time. It h ...
 
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 74 - Pillsbury Dough Boy
 
Did you hear that the Pillsbury dough boy died? Yup: got a yeast infection. Dr.McCoy reported to Captain Kirk: He's bread, Jim. It was a sad thing that but for a little dough some crusty old doctor could have performed a BATTERy of tests and maybe g ...
 
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 75 - Mark Your Calendar
 
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I'm telling you so early because it's so important. I urge each of you to mark that date on your calendars with the letters BU. It's very important that you include the letter B with the letter U; ...
 
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 76 - Timbucktoo
 
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died on the same day. When they got to heaven St. Peter said, I'm sorry, but I only have room for one poet. I'll tell you what I'll do. Each of you must make up a poem using the wo ...
 
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 77 - What's In a Name?
 
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The director was impressed with the young man's talent. He could dance, he could sing, he had perfect comic timing. The director asked the young man his name. Penis van Lesbian, the ma ...
 
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 78 - Downsizing
 
A small business owner was faced with the problem that he needed to downsize his company. He added up all the receipts and discovered he could get by if he fired one of his employees. He looked in his files and saw that he had two new employees; one named ...
 
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 79 - Affluance
 
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls Royce gets a puncture. The car slowly stopped, and the chauffeur got out. After a long delay the society lady wound down the window. Do you want a screwdriver? she asked. The chauf ...
 
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 80 - Shellfish Crab
 
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach. The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster go get them an ice cream cone. Having purchased two cones, Mr Lobster made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream. By the time he h ...
 
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