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 61 - To Fry a Peter
 
Q: What do you use to fry a peter? A: Peter Pan. ...
 
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 62 - Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
 
Q: What do you look for when you're tracking a shoo-be-doo-be? A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo. ...
 
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 63 - Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
 
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for yo ...
 
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 64 - Painful Puns
 
Hangover: The wrath of grapes. Income Tax: Capital punishment. A used car is not always what it's jacked up to be. Two silkworms were in a race. They ended up in a tie. To my sweetheart: My cooking's gotten better since I fondue. A robber b ...
 
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 65 - Chess Enthusiasts
 
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. But why?, they asked, as they mov ...
 
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 66 - Puns Contest
 
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. ...
 
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 67 - Hungry Lion
 
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and d ...
 
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 68 - Cannibals and Missionaries
 
Two cannibals meet one day... The first cannibal says, You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. Just can't seem to get them ten ...
 
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 69 - Dumb Funnies!
 
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk. Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing. A termite walks into a barroom and asks, Is the bar tender here? Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he/she had no guts! ...
 
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 70 - Guru and Novacaine
 
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist? He wanted to transcend dental medication. ...
 
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