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 51 - Two Boll Weevils
 
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils. ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 116 fois
 52 - The Mushroom
 
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says, We don't serve mushrooms here. The mushroom says, Why?! I'm a fun guy! (fungi - get it?) ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 95 fois
 53 - Fancy Plate
 
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says, I'll just have the eggs benedict. His order comes a while later and it's served on a huge fancy chrome plate. He ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 133 fois
 54 - Early Birds
 
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large puddle of oil. They see a worm on the other side. So... the one flies over and the other one swims through-which one gets to the worm first? The one who swam, of course, because Da ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 125 fois
 55 - The Neutron
 
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, How much for a beer? The bartender replies, For you, no charge. ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 123 fois
 56 - Two Molecules
 
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, Are you all right? No, I lost an electron! Are you sure? I'm positive! ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 124 fois
 57 - Olive, the 10th Reindeer
 
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive? Olive ? Yeah, you know, Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 115 fois
 58 - Outhouse On Quicksand?
 
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand? A: Trapper John ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 101 fois
 59 - CIA Agents and Bathroom
 
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom? A: The ZIP Code. ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 101 fois
 60 - Raccoon's Will
 
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will? A: Leave it to Beaver. ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 121 fois
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