21 - Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
 
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they reached the gates of Heaven they were greeted by St. Peter. St. Peter said Excuse me ladies, but before I let you in... I must know what you were doing when you died... you see ...
 
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 22 - String Joke
 
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender replies I'm sorry, We don't serve strings The string, angry, runs to the bathroom and ties himself up into knots until his ends are frayed. Then he walks back out and ask ...
 
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 23 - Brain to nerves
 
How does the brain communicate with the nerves? With a Cell phone! ...
 
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 24 - Frog in a bank
 
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter. I would like a loan of �£30,000 please. he asks the clerk, whose name is Patrick Whack. Thirty thousand pounds? That's a lot of money, you know. says Paddy, You'll need a collateral for th ...
 
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 25 - REALLY DUMB Joke
 
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. ...
 
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 26 - The Great Invasion
 
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank during WWII. He was a reporter and battlefield artist attached to the military. His name was Wally Woodword and whenever there was any battlefield action Wally would make quick sketches ...
 
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 27 - Neutron Walks into a Bar...
 
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink. The bartender serves it up, and the neutron asks, Hey - how much? Bartender replies, For you - no charge! ...
 
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 28 - The Wizard of Oz
 
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is there to help the animals of the forest with some of their daily problems. One day a toad hops in. The toad says Oh wizard, please help me. I was born with a yellow penis. I've to ...
 
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 29 - Beauty!
 
Two fellows have been at the bar now for quite a while, downing several mugs with abandon. They both look at the far end of the bar, in the direction of an unattractive woman who came in a while back. The first fellow looks back at the second fellow an ...
 
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 30 - Pull Lever - End World!
 
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign and a lever. The sign reads pull lever and end world. The workers decide not to pull the lever just in case. One night, a man named Nate is driving home. He is very drunk and is just a ...
 
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