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 11 - Snow White and her Prince
 
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos were done? I knew some day my prints would come! ...
 
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 12 - Really Corny
 
That was Zen, this is Tao. ...
 
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 13 - The new car.
 
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car. So, he went to a dealership and bought a car. But, he said to the salesperson, I would like my car personalized. Would it be possible to have the Z replaced with an S? The dealer said yes, and i ...
 
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 14 - Play on words :)
 
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. Even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was quite a spiritual person. Furthermore, due to his diet, ...
 
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 15 - Piano vs Mine Shaft
 
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor! ...
 
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 16 - Firearms
 
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. While pumping he got gas on his arm. He wiped some of it off, then forgot about it. He paid for his gas and got in the truck. As he was driving down the road, he lit up a cigarette, and th ...
 
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 17 - Christmas party
 
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many of my colleagues were there, and many of them are German. Helmut, Franz, and Rudolf were there. I was talking to Rudolf about his belief in the superiority of the communist party ...
 
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 18 - Definition of Panda
 
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for y ...
 
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 19 - Athletes
 
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? - Mistle toe, of course! ...
 
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 20 - Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
 
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the vender, Give me one with everything. So the vender makes him a hotdog with everything, hands it to the Buddhist Monk. The Buddhist gives him a twenty dollar bill, the vender takes it ...
 
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