61 - Clinton's Clock
 
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries so they will know what he really wants, but everyone else will ignore. So one day, he hires a new secretary, and then calls her over the intercom. Hello Ms., could you please come in h ...
 
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 62 - Building the Ark
 
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed. But I want to save a few good people, and two of every kind ofliving thing on the planet. I am ...
 
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 63 - Name a...
 
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock. A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and the candidates' campaign promises. ...
 
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 64 - Two Meaningless Words
 
Q: Name two words that have no meaning. A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente. ...
 
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 65 - Remember The Alamo!
 
Once there was a huge secret gathering for the polital leaders of the world. But after the discussion, as they were riding back on the jumbo jet, the engines malfunctioned, due to increased weight. All the secretaries, assistants, vice presidents and so f ...
 
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 66 - Resignation From Phone Committee
 
OPERATOR, WE'VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate Regulated Industries Committee, which oversees such monopolies as the phone company, after his wife charged in a divorce proceeding that McKay had been having ...
 
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 67 - Clinton Fart
 
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the breaks. First surgeon: I once had an ambulance crew bring in a man's leg and my team and I built a new body around it and now that he's recovered fully he does t ...
 
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 68 - Political Speech Goofs
 
I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job --George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign This is a great day for France! --Richard Nixon, while attending Charles De Gaulle's funeral Now, like, I'm President. It would be pretty h ...
 
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 69 - Cannibals and Politicians
 
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... Broiled Missionary: $25.00 Fried Explorer: $35.00 Baked Politician: $100.00. The can ...
 
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 70 - Newest game at the whitehouse
 
What is the newest game at the white house? Swallowing the leader! ...
 
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