51 - The Pope And Clinton
 
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conference and announced that they had a very successful conference and had agreed on about 60% of what they discussed. When asked what they discussed, Clinton replied: The Ten commandments. ...
 
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 52 - Clinton
 
What's the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter? One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart! ...
 
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 53 - Bill Clinton & Hillary
 
Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car. They stopped at a filling station. They saw Hillary's young lover there. Bill said to hillary if you were still with him, you were the wife of a filling station owner. Hillary said NO! Then he woul ...
 
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 54 - Democrats vs. Republicans
 
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974, by Representative Craig Hosmer[R-California]. The author chose to remain anonymous. Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere. Republicans fo ...
 
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 55 - A Lesson in Politics
 
A son asks his father, What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow. The father thought some and said, OK, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy. Let's say that I'm a capitalist because I ...
 
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 56 - Politically Correct Terms
 
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90's OLD---------------NEW conservative--reactionary the establishment--white power elite hearing person--temporarily aurally abled sighted person--temporarily visually abled blind--visuall ...
 
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 57 - Congress Reduces Solar System
 
A Press Release - WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another effort to reduce the NASA budget, passed a resolution today to downsize the solar system. According to an unnamed congressional staffer, House Republi ...
 
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 58 - Definitions of A Diplomat:
 
Definitions of A Diplomat: Always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows. Always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats. Can always make himself misunderstood. Can bring home the bacon without spilling the be ...
 
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 59 - Libertarians & Anarchists
 
What's the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians?? Libertarians are anarchists with money. Anarchists believe property is theft. Libertarians believe everything is property. Libertarians are bosses; anarchists work for them when they run ...
 
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 60 - Strongest Man
 
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one mor ...
 
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