21 - Congressional Question?
 
If the prefix con is the opposite of the prefix pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress? ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 146 fois
 22 - Right to Light
 
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three. Two to screw it in, and one to confirm that light began while they were screwing. ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 175 fois
 23 - This is gay
 
This is gay ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 203 fois
 24 - Another dress
 
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: I've got another dress for you to clean. Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, Come again? No, says Monica. Mustard! ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 122 fois
 25 - Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
 
Where does Bill Clinton have sex? - In the oral office. ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 187 fois
 26 - National Anthem
 
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem. It's called, Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy. ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 136 fois
 27 - Saddam and Clinton
 
What might've happened: Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When Bill sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Saddam's chair. They begin talking. After about five minutes ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 108 fois
 28 - Big mix-UP
 
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and an EXTREMELY religious guy who's only wish was to meet the Virgin Mary. The plane crashed and Bill and Phil both died. Heaven and Hell got all mixed up that day, so the religious guy ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 124 fois
 29 - Writtin in urine
 
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees The President Must Die written in urine across the snow. Well, old Bill is pretty ticked off. He storms into his security s ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 133 fois
 30 - White House
 
Why is the White House called the White House? Answer: Sperm ain't purple! ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 119 fois