101 - White House news release!
 
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks a ...
 
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 102 - Genie
 
There was this girl on holiday in Miami. However, as she walked along the beach eyeing the big-bosomed girls walking arm-in-arm with their boyfriends, she became distraught, for she had a rather insignificant pair of jugs. Suddenly, she spied a murky old ...
 
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 103 - 4 Docs and GW Bush!
 
4 Doctors were talking shop one day... An Israeli doctor said, Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks. A German doctor said That's nothing! In Germa ...
 
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 104 - AL GORE I am!
 
Doctor Seuss's take on the 2004 election: Can we count them with our nose? Can we count them with our toes? Should we count them with a band? Should we count them all by hand? If I do not like the count, I will simply throw them out. I will not let ...
 
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 105 - Post Election Toast
 
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known. The Will Of The People Has Been Clearly Shown. So Lets All Get Together And Let Bitterness Pass, I'll Hug Your Elephant, And You Can Kiss My ASS!!!!! ...
 
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 106 - Presidential election
 
Howard Dean's wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the election is over she will shave off all her pubic hair and sit on stage with husband Howard, and wearing no panties. Astounded reporters asked what the message was, to ...
 
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 107 - Help Wanted
 
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are now, George W. Bush will be our next president. This will have a catastrophic results in our not so vital (dispensable entertainment industry). Barbara Streisand, Martin Sheen, S ...
 
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 108 - Revocation of Independence
 
To the citizens of the United States of America: In light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Eliza ...
 
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 109 - 4 Doctors talk Politics!
 
An Israeli doctor said, Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks. A German doctor said That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, ...
 
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 110 - The Prayer.
 
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Bush. ...
 
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