91 - Clinton To Die
 
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepar ...
 
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 92 - Bus Full of Politicians
 
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery,loses control and crashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out t ...
 
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 93 - Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
 
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, I think I'm the strongest man in the world but it hasn't been proven yet. Snow White says I think I'm the fairest lady in the land but it hasn't been proven yet. Quas ...
 
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 94 - Monica & the Genie!
 
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie. Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!, she exclaimed. No, said the genie, You have been very bad this year, and ...
 
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 95 - Razorback Hogs
 
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said Nice pigs, Sir! The President replied These are not pigs. They are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hog ...
 
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 96 - Clinton Bumper Stickers
 
Here are some actual bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area: HONK! If you had sex with the President Clinton: We forgive you...Now Resign! Al Gore: One heartthrob from the Presidency Adultery IS NOT a family value Does character ...
 
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 97 - Yet more Clinton Jokes!
 
One of the nation's largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with their newest Soup creation, Clinton Soup, that will honor one of the nation's most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a sma ...
 
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 98 - Clinton Q -n A's!
 
Q: What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In order for us to get some dick in the White House, we had to go out and vote. Q: How will history remember Bill Clinton? A: The President after Bush. Q: What's the differenc ...
 
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 99 - The Oil Crisis
 
There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA. Well, here's the answer: It's simple. nobody bothered to check the oil. Didn't know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is geographical. All ...
 
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 100 - Clinton in Oz!
 
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off they spin to the Land of OZ. After threatening trials and tribulations, they finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard. WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREA ...
 
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