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81 - Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the normal person. *** Having to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thingy in the middle of them. The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle. The same ...
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008
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RickY RocK
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82 - 4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and proudly announced to the first man, Congratulations, sir. You're the father of twins! What a coincidence! I work for the Minnes ...
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008
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RickY RocK
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83 - Sure signs that you're broke!
Sure signs that you're broke! 1. American Express calls and says: Leave home without it! 2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant. 3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank. 4. You've rolled so many pennie ...
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008
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RickY RocK
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84 - New rules for dieting!
New rules for dieting! 1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. 2. If you drink a diet soda with candy, they cancel each other out. 3. When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the same amount. 4. Foo ...
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008
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RickY RocK
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85 - Snow shoveler's diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELER December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window, watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses P ...
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008
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RickY RocK
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86 - Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood,plastic - anything she touched would melt! Because of this, men were ...
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008
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RickY RocK
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87 - All I want for Cristmas...
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter to Santa. He started Dear Santa..., he thought No, I will go to a higher authority, so he decided to write a letter to Jesus. Dear Jesus, If you get me a bike for Christ ...
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008
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RickY RocK
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88 - Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman....I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For ...
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008
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RickY RocK
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89 - Halloween Funnies!
Halloween Funnies: What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite. What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common? Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside. Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank? He was caught drinkin ...
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008
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RickY RocK
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90 - I'd Love To But...
Next time you're invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses to why you can't attend: I'D LOVE TO BUT... ... I don't want to leave my comfort zone. ... I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary. ... I have to answer a ...
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008
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Vue : 37 fois
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