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 71 - Christmas Punnies!
 
What do elves learn in school? The ELF-abet. How many reindeer does Santa have? 11 (named below): Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph (the one with the red nose), Olive (all of the other reigndeer) and Al (Then ...
 
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 72 - Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren't
 
10. Reach in and grab the giblets! 9. Whew.....that's one terrific spread! 8. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist. 6. Talk about a huge breast! 5. And he forces his way into the end zone 4. S ...
 
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 73 - Some famous lines in history!
 
As Jack the Ripper's mother said to her son, How come you never go out with the same girl twice? As Caesar said, Let me mix that salad! As Moses said to God, Let me see if I have it right - the Arabs get the oil and we get to cut off the tips of our ...
 
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 74 - Guide to buy a man gifts!
 
Rules for Buying Gifts for Men Rule #1: When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to complain. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. No one knows why ...
 
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 75 - Psychological Christmas Songs
 
Psychological Christmas Songs SCHIZOPHRENIA - Do You Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We Three Kings Disoriented Are. DEMENTIA - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas. NARCISSISTIC - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me) MANIA - Deck ...
 
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 76 - This Santa is ticked off!
 
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in the chimneys, smelly socks, cross dogs, getting shot at, mistaken for a stork, driving all night in the snow - damn near got killed by a 747. Mrs. Clause is pissed off cause I got in so late. ...
 
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 77 - How the Angel got on the tree!
 
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip ... but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was begi ...
 
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 78 - Santa and the Blonde!
 
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She asks Santa, will you stay with me? Santa says, Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know! She takes ...
 
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 79 - Nite before Xmas - Net Style!
 
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net, There were hacker's a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet. The e-mails were stacked by the modem with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there. The newbies were nestled all snug by the ...
 
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 80 - Your very first time!
 
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid, and you shake your head bravely and mumble no. He has had mor ...
 
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