61 - Rejected Public Holidays
 
Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays 12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day 10 Make a Move on Your Secretary Day 9 Hallmark Card Day 8 Bring Your Handgun to Work Day 7 Newtsmas 6 Deadbeat Father's Day 5 Bad Hair Day 4 Put Your Da ...
 
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 62 - Twas the night before X-mas
 
Twas the Night before X-mas T'was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissed He cussed out the elves and through down his list Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks I have a good mind to scrap the whole works I've busted my ass for ...
 
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 63 - Ebonics Xmas
 
Wuz de night befo Crismus An all ober de hood Everybody wuz sleepin' Day wuz sleepin' good. Everbody wuz sleepin' all tight in they beds Whilst Thunderbird Wine Danced in they heads I was passed out on de flo Right next to my Ma When I hear ...
 
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 64 - Neil Armstrong True Story
 
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only said his famous One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind statement, but followed it by several remarks - usual communication traffic between him, the other astro ...
 
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 65 - Things in Life I've Learned.
 
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and onl ...
 
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 66 - Learn your ABC's - Mom Style!
 
A - Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. B - BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family, believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning. C - COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. ...
 
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 67 - Bad Jeeves...BAD!
 
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening. As it turned out, however, ...
 
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 68 - Just doing his job!
 
A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar loudl ...
 
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 69 - Life's Achievements!
 
Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as we go through life. While everyone has different aspirations, it appears we all have some common benchmarks for what success is. Really it all depends on your age. Consider ...
 
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 70 - Even more facts of life...
 
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how ...
 
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