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 51 - Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
 
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve? They go into town, and blow a few bucks. ...
 
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 52 - Why Santa Has No Kids
 
Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney. ...
 
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 53 - The Night Before Christmas
 
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had ...
 
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 54 - Twas The Night...-why did I stop there?
 
Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house There were empties and butts Left around by some louse. And the best quart I'd hid By the chimney with care Had been swiped by some creep Who'd discovered it there! Our hung-over guests Had been ...
 
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 55 - Festivity Levels
 
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree ornaments, singing carols around the upright piano, sipping at their drinks and nibbling hors d'oeuvres. Festivity Level 2: Your guests are talking loudly ...
 
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 56 - Twas the Night Before...
 
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had jus ...
 
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 57 - 50 Ways to Appreciate Life
 
50 Ways to Appreciate Life 1. Watch the sunset-- on a sled. 2. Smile more, --it might get you a free beer. 3. Complain less. --It might get you a free beer. 4. Surprise a friend with a call. -- It might get you a free beer. 5. Develop your gifts. -- ...
 
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 58 - Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
 
Finish your lima beans or you're not getting any heroin for dessert! If you don't stop that this instant, I'll have Grandma perform another striptease for you. If this plexiglass wasn't between us, I'd wash your mouth out with soap, young man. Do ...
 
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 59 - Facts of Life
 
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. A truly wise man never ...
 
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 60 - Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
 
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK 1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! 'Cause when I got one... I got real snippy. 2. I heard you had herpes...and I feel terrible...I'd say Get well soon...but I know it's incurable. 3. My tir ...
 
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