41 - Marry Me
 
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years but he was so timid he just never got around to suggesting ...
 
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 42 - Odd Wedding Gifts
 
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big to fit in pocket or purse bag of potting mix box of legal size hanging file folders bucket of sand cat door cellophane tape and staples dairy for 1991 exquisitely wrapped ...
 
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 43 - Great Gifts
 
William Bennett recalls when one of his radical students at Boston University announced that he and his girlfriend were getting married for as long as we feel good about each other. It seemed rather temporary to Dr. Bennett, so for a wedding present, h ...
 
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 44 - Your're What?
 
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: You're WHAT?!?!? ...
 
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 45 - Being Offensive At A Wedding
 
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible. When the priest says his little If anyone know any reason... ditty, say, Look at him! Look at her! These people should not reproduce! or rattle off every mean, nasty thing the ex ever did ...
 
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 46 - Not On Your Anniversary!
 
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary 10. Today is our what? 9. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time we had sex this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's. 8. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll t ...
 
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 47 - Absent Minded Husband
 
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I'm an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife. ...
 
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 48 - Friend of the Groom?
 
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding. An usher asked to see her invitation. I don't have one, she said. Well then, are you a friend of the groom? I should say not, snapped the woman, I'm the bride's mother! ...
 
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 49 - Why, How, and Ifs?
 
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? ...
 
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 50 - Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
 
December 14th Dearest John: I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a delightful gift. I couldn't have been more surprised. With dearest love and affection, Agnes -------------------------------------- ...
 
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