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 21 - Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
 
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree: 10. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 9. Salesman's opening line: You're not a cop, are you? 8. It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers stuck into it 7. While you sleep, ...
 
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 22 - The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
 
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip. As he pulled his favorite pair of red pants on, they ripped. So, he had to take them off and put on another pair, which was a bit too tight. He then went to check on the rest of the pr ...
 
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 23 - Christmas and a day at the office?
 
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. ...
 
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 24 - Dear God (Christmas)
 
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He stole, lied, beat-up his sister, just about any trouble this kid could get into, he did. Nonetheless, Johnny wanted a bicycle for Christmas. Johnny goes to his mother and demands, M ...
 
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 25 - Top 10 signs Santa doesn't like your kid.
 
Top 10 signs Santa doesn't like your kid: 10. Kid's letter to North Pole comes back stamped, Dream on, Chester! 9. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes 8. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling 7. By the t ...
 
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 26 - Santa, we're worried about you.
 
Dear Santa: We're worried about you. From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth to your all-night sleigh ride around the world, you may be at risk for diseases, maladies, mishaps and lawsuits that send chills through our Santa-loving hearts. The ...
 
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 27 - Halloween party time!
 
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were getting ready to go out, the wife said she had developed a migraine headache and had to stay home. She told her husband to go to the party without her. 'Don't let me spoil a g ...
 
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 28 - Cool Bumper Stickers!
 
Cool Bumper Stickers -A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken, watch for finger. -My kid had sex with your honor student. -If at first you don't succeed, try not to look astonished. -I.R.S.: We've got wha ...
 
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 29 - A Cynics Guide to Life:
 
A Cynics Guide to Life: The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. And a foundation leaks and a ball game gets rained out and a car rusts and... Fol ...
 
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 30 - The Facts of Life:
 
THE FACTS OF LIFE The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Money can't buy happiness...But it sure makes misery easier to live with. Nothing in the known ...
 
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