11 - Ebonics Christmas
 
Ebonics Crimmus Pome Wuz de nite befo Crimmus An' all ower de hood ereybody wuz' sleepin' Dey wuz sleepin' good We hunged up our stockings An hoped like de' heck That ol Sanna Clause Be bringin' our check All o'de fambily Wuz layin in de beds Whi ...
 
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 12 - Grinch Quiz!
 
How to Tell if You're a Grinch This is a set of essential personality tests to prepare you misfit readers for Christmas and your New Year's resolutions: 1. You reuse last year's Christmas cards and send them out under your own name (5 points). ...
 
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 13 - 12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
 
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS.... SANTA CRUZ STYLE... On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me: TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior throu ...
 
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 14 - A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)
 
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version) 'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this po ...
 
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 15 - A Networkologist's Christmas
 
A Networkologist's Christmas 'Tis the night before Christmas, I thought with a frown. I was stuck at the office. The network was down. The routers were hung in the closet. All crashed. Their tables had holes in their data. All trashed. Remote distri ...
 
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 16 - Cristmas Quiz
 
If athletes get athlete's foot, astronauts get missile toe. A bird dog could be called a point setter. James Fenimore Cooper wrote about the life of Santa Claus in his novel The Deer Sleigher. What's the difference between a one-winged angel and ...
 
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 17 - Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
 
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler Decenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Mose ...
 
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 18 - Restructuring at the North Pole
 
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether they will be replaced, and about other restructuring decisions at the North Pole. Streamlining ...
 
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 19 - Microsoft and Santa
 
NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from Santa's summer estate somewhere in the southern hemisphere. In the deal, Microsoft would gain exclusive r ...
 
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 20 - The problem with Santa!
 
The problem with Santa! 1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa h ...
 
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