141 - thanksgiving
 
it was the night before thanksgiving and tara was in bed when she heard her parents call each other bitches and basterds. so she went to their room and asked her dad dad whats a bitch? and her dad saidits what all women are. then she went to her mom an ...
 
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 142 - april fools
 
a woman is lying on the bed shorty after she had just given birth to a beautiful baby boy.as the doctor enters the room cradaling the newly born, he gets closer to the bedside of the new mother. all of a sudden the doctor throws the baby on the floor, boo ...
 
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 143 - judge sentencing defendant
 
the judge said to the defendant at the end of the trial HAVE YOU ANYTHING TO SAY BEFORE I PASS SENTANCE, YES YOUR HONOR REPLIED THE DEFENDANT, AS GOD IS MY JUDGE I AM NOT GUILTY. WELL SAID THE JUDGE HE ISNT. IAM. YOU ARE 12MONTHS ...
 
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 144 - SHIT
 
This girl walked into a bar and ordered a drink and slams it down and says T.G.I.F. this guy siting next to her says whats that mean she replys T.G.I.F. thank god its friday he says S.H.I.T.sorry hun its thursday. ...
 
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 145 - SHIT
 
This girl walked into a bar and ordered a drink and slams it down and says T.G.I.F. this guy siting next to her says whats that mean she replys T.G.I.F. thank god its friday he says S.H.I.T.sorry hun its thursday. ...
 
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 146 - SHIT
 
This girl walked into a bar and ordered a drink and slams it down and says T.G.I.F. this guy siting next to her says whats that mean she replys T.G.I.F. thank god its friday he says S.H.I.T.sorry hun its thursday. ...
 
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 147 - three professors
 
there was three professors and one day they asked each other i wonder what will happen if we put a cork up a elephants but. So thay didi it and they wated three months to see what would happen. Then they asked each other who will pull it out. 1st professo ...
 
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 148 - merry christmas
 
He laid her on the table,so white so clean so bare, His forehead wet with beads of sweat, He rubbed her here and rubbed her there, He touched her neck and then felt her breast, then drooling felt her thigh, The slit was wet and all was set and he gave ...
 
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 149 - boogieman
 
where does the boogieman come from? snotland! ...
 
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 150 - Winnie the Pooh
 
Why does nobody want to play with Tigger? Because he plays with Pooh ...
 
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