111 - Chocolate.. mmm!!!
 
Woman in a restaurant: right, id like a scoop of strawberry icecream, a scoop of chocolate icecream, and a scoop of vanilla please! Waiter: I\'m sorry madam, it seems we have no choclate. Woman: (sighs) then ill have a strawberry milkshake, vanilla ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 56 fois
 112 - breakfast
 
If you want breakfast in bed, you beteer sleep in the kitchen. ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 47 fois
 113 - jokes
 
OCCASIONS one girl met a boy(happens all the time)they were going out and dancing.The girl got angry because he was not dancing proply and pulled his hair off.To be continued. ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 60 fois
 114 - date with shaggy and brittney spears
 
one night shaggy and brittnay spears go out on a date at the restaruant some one farts really loud shaggy goes wasn`t me britnay spears goes oops i i did it again,then the next night they go out again then they hear a huge loud disguting fart shaggy goes ...
 
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 115 - Dr.Harold Shipman
 
hollywood is to make a movie on the life of Dr.Harold Shipman,playing the part will be Robert De Niro, it is to be called The old Dear Hunter ...
 
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 116 - Santa Please Dont Go!
 
A older girl was waiting for santa to come.When he slid down the chimney and buiseid himself with work.Before he left she stood up and said Oh santa Please dont go! santa looked araound and said Sorry miss but I have to. at this the girl took off her shir ...
 
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 117 - You so poor
 
You so poor when I walked in yo house a roach tripped me and a rat jacked me for my wallet ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 57 fois
 118 - why are blonds so dumb
 
a blond a brunette and a ginger girl were all sittin on an island 30 miles away from turkey and they all decided to try and get to turkey so the ginger girl swam 5 miles and drowned the brunette swam 10 miles and drowned the blond swam 15 miles decided sh ...
 
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 119 - fart
 
onhk;kjgbcfjkcvghjbk;gucftsdrweq234e35648vgkl ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 95 fois
 120 - santa
 
one day a kid wrote to Santa. It read dear Santa,for christmas, I want a sister. He wrote back okay, send me your mother. ...
 
Added : 04-Mar-2008 Added to : RickY RocK View : 65 fois