91 - I'd Love To But...(Pt II)
 
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don't wanna go to. I'D LOVE TO BUT... ...I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it. ...I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products. ...I have to floss my pets. ...
 
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 92 - I'd Love To But...(Pt IV)
 
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won't be invited out again! (unless of course your married an the wife makes you go!) I'D LOVE TO BUT... ... I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out. ... I feel a song c ...
 
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 93 - I'd Love To But...(Pt III)
 
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don't wanna go to. I'D LOVE TO BUT... ... I have to go to court for kitty littering. ... I have to jog my memory. ... I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar. ... ...
 
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 94 - 1970 and year 2000.
 
Isn't this the truth!... 1970: Long Hair 2000: Longing for hair 1970: The perfect high. 2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund. 1970: Keg. 2000: EKG. 1970: Acid Rock. 2000: Acid Reflux. 1970: Moving to California because it's cool. 2 ...
 
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 95 - Create a Hallmark Moment!
 
Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment with some these sayings: I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind. I must admit, you brought religi ...
 
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 96 - My very first time!
 
The night was young, the moon was high, We were alone just she and I. Her hair was soft her eyes were blue, I new just what she wanted me to do, Her skin was smooth her legs were fine. I ran my finger down her spin. I don't know how but i trie ...
 
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 97 - Triplets
 
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her in the stomach three times. Her docter told her that he couldn't perform surgery because it would be too risky. All was well for 16 years whe ...
 
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 98 - Naughty Night Before Christmas
 
The Naughty Night Before Christmas Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her ...
 
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 99 - The Honeymoon Begins.
 
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground, when he finally gets himself to the doctor. He says, How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a ...
 
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 100 - Preparing for Santa...
 
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated. Please read the following carefully. I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current p ...
 
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